I wonder what girl!Kon’s superhero name would be since there’s already Supergirl though lol… and his girl name…Konna-el? LOL.
and Tim can be Timantha okay rofl
“I’m going to kill her.” Timantha crossed her arms over her chest, tapping her foot in irritation. “I hope you can here me, Konna. I’m. Going. To. Kill. You.”
The woman was late again, and this time, she herself had gotten chewed out over her comm-link by Bats. All this because Konna had crashed her Bat-Wing, or crashed into it, the last one Batman was going to let her have for a long time.
“Don’t worry so much! I’ll get you from point A to point B. You can count on it.”
At the time, those encouraging words, aided by several minutes of breathless kisses had convinced Timantha to believe in her girlfriend. Now she regretted that. “I will carve a chunk of Kryptonite into the shape of a spoon and-“
“That’s not a sexy thought.” Konna landed sheepishly in front of her, that cute motion of scratching the back of her head almost softened Timantha’s anger. Almost.
“Yes, but I swear I have a good reason! You see, first there was this kitten, right? And he was stuck in a tree and you know I love kittens so I thought I’d help him out but as soon as I set him down, BOOM!” Her arms went out wide in the motion of an explosion. “A house just burst into flames! I swear it was a gas- what are you doing?”
Timantha grabbed her girlfriend by the shirt, pulling her close and pressing her face against the woman’s chest. “Uh, babe. I thought we had to be somewhere. If you go where I hope you’re going with this, we’ll be even more late.”
“You’re a bad liar, Konna.”
“You say there was a fire and you must have put it out and yet… you don’t smell remotely of smoke. And I can tell you didn’t just shower so don’t give me that one either.” Timantha leaned back, glaring up at the other. “Alarm didn’t go off?”
“I swear I set it last night.”